- Complaint
- Unit's blowing hot air. Probably needs more refrigerant.
- Found
- Thermostat set to HEAT.
- Fix
- Switched it to COOL. Showed the customer the switch. Did not top off.
Measured,not guessed.
Tees, hoodies and hats from a working HVAC/R tech. Every joke is technically correct. Every shirt is printed to order.

Made in a van.
Not a boardroom.
Every design started on a service call: a rooftop in July, an iced-up coil, the on-call phone at 2 AM. If the joke isn't technically right, it doesn't get printed.
Working tech
Still turning wrenches. Designs come off the job, not a keyword list.
Tech-checked
Airflow arrows point the right way. Red hose is high side.
Printed to order
Made after you order. No warehouse of leftovers.
Both sides of the system
Resi, commercial and refrigeration. Hot side and cold side.
Pick your
side of the system
SSC-01 · Tee
SSC-02 · Tee
SSC-03 · Tee
SSC-04 · Tee
SSC-05 · Tee
SSC-06 · Tee
SSC-07 · Tee
SSC-08 · Hat
Every shirt was
a service call
- Complaint
- Box won't hold temp.
- Found
- Door propped open with a milk crate "so it doesn't get stuffy."
- Fix
- Removed crate. Explained doors. Box pulled down by lunch.
- Complaint
- Alarm going off. Can you just reset it?
- Found
- Iced evaporator. Defrost heater open.
- Fix
- Replaced heater. Verified defrost termination. Went home. Phone rang at 4:40.
Fit you can trust
Relaxed, garment-dyed tees and true-to-size hoodies. Size chart
Free US shipping $100+
Most orders arrive in about 4–10 business days.
Misprint? We fix it
Send a photo. We reprint it or refund it.
Real questions, real tech
Email us and a person in the trade answers. FAQ
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Select styles. Excludes SSC-01, SSC-02 and the trucker hat. One use per customer.

